Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Curse you, Dinkleberg!!!
teven0855 6
Rake them over to his house. Better yet, steal his leafblower and blow them back over there.
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Comments (90)
Capt_Oblivious 10
Your neighbor blows....literally.
CuriousAlien 7
This reminds me of that Spongebob episode, when Squidward was playing with the leaf blower.
perdix 31
That's what you get for showing off your leaf-raking talent to those who can't do it nearly as well. It's like juggling in front of a bunch of amputees.
yeti37 16
or Forrest showing Lt. Dan his new shoes
TheWetzel 5
Heh this reminds me of the scene in Kicking and Screaming, with Mike Ditka blowing his lawn onto Robert Duvall's yard.
TheWetzel 5
**blowing leaves
LolPieRofl 11
I never seen snow in my life, so you should be lucky.
pickles1994 18
35 you mean there's no snow in Pieland? :(
Ahrro 4
Do you live in Louisville Kentucky by chance? My brother actually mentioned that his neighbor just spent like 2 or 3 hours raking leaves.... only to have the wind blow all of the leaves from HIS yard, into the neighbor's yard. He felt bad.
iLuvsIt 10
But not bad enough to say "Hey sorry about my leaves in your yard, pesky wind eh? I will get that sorted now". Still good on him for mentioning it to you...
lmbachman 23
Vengeance is fun. >:)
blackshades 2
If your neighbor did that on purpose, he's a moron.
gregkingsley 4
Unless she's a women......Go beat some ass