Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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haweb 0
If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.
Anonanimal 0
Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there
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Comments (267)
oliboi 0
a d is way bigger than a b, so obviously u know its not yours and mayb he does too, but also he could not have been thinking and maybe it was his ex's bra. and also to the dumbass up there in the comments; im a guy but still. my girlfriends are skinny with big boobs. you dont have to be fat for a nice rack. and also the person with the wiki answer, get a life.
iFreaky 0
And that's why you're his girlfriend, because you're a D.
anybodyudontnoe 0
Im a girl and dont have that big boobs but u dont have to be fat to have big boobs my English teacher has like probably a size D and she is pretty skinny!
czarofandronia 0
lmao thats hilarious xD too bad thats his way of sending a message tho lol
danyfuckinheatle 0
you have big boobies :)
Trixies100 0
I'm sure he new that it wasn't urs so he wants to break up!!!!
bummervacation 10
Maybe you grew? LOL
TJT 0
nice OP sounds like u got a nice rack
moglobalsoccer 0
maybe they grew....
smhallo 0
ok for the people saying she was fat mhmm hello she never said she was a natural D cup she could have implants meaning she could be skinny, secondly i think it's stupid when guys try to explain the logic of girls breast and what size they should be it's like if i tried to tell you how your penis is suppose to be. saying fat girls have large boobs is the same as me saying every guy with big feet have big dicks.