By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 14:03 - United States - Charlotte

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML
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Saintly 2

I don't think you should do that position again.

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OysterPearls 33

Lots of people. A guy was harrassing my friend once at school, touching her after her repeatedly telling him not to, and she clocked him right in the dick.

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Liamwme 9

Just remind him. "You know we could never have sex again" and see if he even tries anything.

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TheLawIsHere 23

Have you considered that maybe, just maybe, he was joking and isn't actually going to assault you?

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Axel5238 29

The first 3 big rules of comedy are timing, timing and timing. Also, just cause something is funny once doesn't mean it should be repeated till death. Context and timing is key.

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hipposteve 21

what an eerie observation..

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Clapdaddy 16

Why would anyone want to punch their girlfriend in the **** anyway... What a weird kid.

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Krypt1c 11

I can't help but feel your username says the same about you. I read Clapdaddy and I think of STD Clap

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lexiale 10

I hope he was joking, even though that isn't a funny joke. this needs a follow up

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Bragi 12

Like the man said "calm down, Francis."

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OysterPearls 33

Lots of people. A guy was harrassing my friend once at school, touching her after her repeatedly telling him not to, and she clocked him right in the dick.

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Witchylady 17

Time to punch him in the balls while he is asleep and he won't be able to stop you. What a pig of a boyfriend

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