By Derek - 28/5/2021 20:01 - United States

Life's a beach

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  31

It's not that hard to look up tide times in your area, and set an alarm on your phone/watch to remind you if you are likely to fall asleep while tanning.

Yes, I am as old as I sound.

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  31

It's not that hard to look up tide times in your area, and set an alarm on your phone/watch to remind you if you are likely to fall asleep while tanning.

Yes, I am as old as I sound.