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^obviously you haven't heard of the great seal rebellion going on right now in wherever the heck op is from :O the lady seals are fed up with the misogynistic manly seals and are killing them off, one by one D: so if you see a dead seal, odds are it's a male seal :D duhhhh!
@ #6, good point.
Today, I was being at the beach when some fat ass chick sat on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36531) - you deserved it (3)
On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by SadSealHottie - United States (California)
If the seal's death was a natural one, I don't see how that would be so horrible or tragic. I just can't bring myself to feel sad about it. The main part is the fact that the OP was startled after sitting on a dead animal by mistake.
Its just funny you figured op would smell it or relize it wasnt a log
I'd make a cruel joke, but I don't know any.
Today, at midnight, some chicks sat on me while I was sleeping. FML
ok im so sorry you didnt realize i was being sarcastic.
Yeah, this one isn't even funny, it's just sad.
Did you go right through it like on reno911?
This is hilarious. I love OPs name haha. I cant even try to feel bad here.
Couldnt you smell it? Lol
As long as you didn't have sex on it...