By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
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perdix 29

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

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TheMaster15 10

My first name is Forrest, I'm sure you can all guess what my last name usually gets to be haha

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Serenity77 11

My last name is 'Arthur' so my friends call me Arthur the Aardvark, from like the show, Arthur...-.- It's really annoying...

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ohSNAPyall 26

47 You could be Forrest Core. Or Forrest 'quare! (four score / foursquare) Forrest Less Than Five?

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Softballchhickk 11

My names Mariah, my parents call me Rye Bread whenever I'm making lunch for myself and CinderRiah whenever I'm cleaning my room. I hate it, haha

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snakeassault 0

Chris Cross. Thats my real name.

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benjerrynky 4

The name Matt has always reminded me of a doormat, to be honest. Maybe it's just me?

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Allieheffner 5

My last name is Heffner so I get a lot of hue Hefner jokes.

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