Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my husband said he thinks of me as more of a roommate than a romantic interest, and he’s wouldn't be that attracted to me unless I lose another 20 pounds. I was just celebrating that I’d lost 5 pounds already in April. Stress makes it harder to lose weight. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
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xKites 4
Apparently so does his.
speckledots 29
He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.
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Comments (154)
doglover100 29
Why would you change yourself to please someone?
elizacandle 29
why did you marey this asshole?
jkt260 13
I'd recommend finding a new hubby. One that cares?
downlowjigelow02 11
and you are with him because?
acruse21 8
Men are pigs. You could have a complete make over and be the most kind hearted person in the world and it's never good enough for them
analise1998 25
loose more pounds by dumping his ass?
Tyrax 16
Be proud of what you did. And now there's probably a lot more interest. So he either needs to step it up himself, or you can trade in for a better model.
MrsHumanFrog 19
I Really hope thats an ex by now. You should Never have to change yourself to please your spouse.
Lexi_Hatfield97 5
sounds like you need a new husband, what a jack ass...
saricaste 21
Dump him.