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By 123alleyesonme - 02/11/2012 04:17 - United States - Austin

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 10:00 - United States - Little Rock

Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 06:00

Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By apparentlytoofat - 26/04/2020 05:00

Today, my husband said he thinks of me as more of a roommate than a romantic interest, and he’s wouldn't be that attracted to me unless I lose another 20 pounds. I was just celebrating that I’d lost 5 pounds already in April. Stress makes it harder to lose weight. FML

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By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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xKites 4

Friday 2 November 2012 11:52

Apparently so does his.

speckledots 29

Friday 2 November 2012 11:55

He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.

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jayhawkchik 4

Sunday 4 November 2012 17:30

Call a divorce lawyer, you deserve better and you needn't have lost 20 lbs. to please that loser.

likethefirsttime 3

Sunday 4 November 2012 23:29

leave him and love yourself before anyone else

Lulblast 4

Monday 5 November 2012 10:01

I personally don't think this is FML-worthy. This woman has clearly accomplished an impressive feat in improving her physique. All of sudden a "rude" comment from her husband (which I found to be funny, yet untimely) and people commiserate because of a comment? Am I missing something?

LokiLaufeyson 2

Wednesday 7 November 2012 6:22

You shouldn't have married that man in the first place. Leave him now.

trueblue9877 7

Saturday 24 November 2012 12:20

LOL

Darrek182 4

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:27

Leave his ass!

jlieb88 2

Wednesday 12 December 2012 4:08

Wow and youre with this piece of shit because???

cinnamondemon 8

Monday 31 December 2012 7:36

Well maybe your personality really does suck? Or your husband is a dick? I can't really say FML or YDI for this one.

Relenaz 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 21:09

Everyone has flaws. But when you marry someone there is no excuse to say their whole personality sucks. Everyone has good things about their personalities too. He's being too negative.

leon8778 7

Wednesday 12 June 2013 0:42

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you for sharing.

KevinFlynn 13

Saturday 22 June 2013 15:56

can u say divorce

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Today, I had a panic attack while giving a presentation on how to breathe to avoid having panic attacks. FML

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Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML

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Today, my boyfriend's daughter asked me what would happen if she chose to stop urinating for two weeks. She wanted to know whether it would kill her or just start coming out of her mouth. She's 17 years-old, and was deadly serious. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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Today, my mom had big news. I've been trying to get her to quit smoking because of second hand smoke for 20 years. She learned today that second hand smoke severely affects animals as well. Her big news? She's quitting. She doesn't want to hurt the dog. FML

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