Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
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Top comments
baseballdude1283 18
Wow...I am so sorry for you, atleast you can kill your wife....without getting in trouble.....in Sims....
kwyk 23
Games are getting a bit too much like reality
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Comments (120)
jw90 18
Bad luck around OP. I agree with his comment kill the Sims wife. May make you feel better.
jnaust 8
FY Sims life!
Cami111 2
U seem way to nice for her ! U don't wanna say anything so she could leave u and go with the other guy... Devorce the BITCH
angelitared 27
You turn to video games instead of working things out with her.. I wonder why she cheated!
jhs578650 9
@38 As far as I am concerned, there is no working things out with a cheater. Cheaters don't deserve second chances.
geekchick88 17
Condoning her actions based on the story told in the limited number of characters allowed to an FML is a stupid thing for you to do. There is only so much space available for him to write his tale, and he probably assumed the FML community would infer the feelings of heartbreak, anger, and betrayal from the situation he is in. Of course, he failed to account for idiots like you. Not only is he not obligated to work things out with her, as some others have already stated, but you don't know that he hasn't tried. Choosing to escape the pain for a few minutes doesn't mean he caused her to cheat.
MrStealth 4
I would imagine he needed some alone time. That is quite a bombshell to process. Cut the guy some slack for christ's sake
buddy51 23
OP- your wife's ******* you over in real life and in Sim-world!! You lose in reality AND in virtual reality too!!
FelicityWishes 32
YDI for playing the game on free will mode.
insomniac8400 13
And you wonder why she cheated on you
Ins0mau 20
Why? Because he sometimes plays a computer game?
tgabes 9
Bro you get to keep everything
incoherentrmblr 22
Life is cruel, even when it's simulated...
cmoney1992 9
Irony can catch up to you in the virtual world to I suppose...