Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
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Top comments
baseballdude1283 18
Wow...I am so sorry for you, atleast you can kill your wife....without getting in trouble.....in Sims....
kwyk 23
Games are getting a bit too much like reality
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Comments (120)
JimmyDn2000 12
It stands to reason that if you played the sims as a distraction, that you play the sims (or other video games) an awful lot for other reasons, which likely lead to intimacy issues, and your wife looking for fulfillment elsewhere. Sure, she's at fault, but grow some brass and stand up for what you want, and go out and have a life!
jhs578650 9
@88 That is a baseless assumption. There is no empirical evidence to suggest that the OP plays games excessively. You should reevaluate what you consider "reason". Using your logic, if he "went out and had a life" in response to his wife's infidelity, one could say that he must go out and have a life an awful lot for other reasons, which could lead to intimacy issues.
hcollins1 18
Yea because she cheats on him all the time and this is how he copes. Everyone deals with situations differently. If he wants to play the Sims to get his mind off of the situation, let the man play the sims!
BrocGlover 6
Maybe you shouldn't have given your Sim wife the "Flirty" or "Commitment Issues" trait. But in all seriousness, FYL OP, I hope you get rid of them both.
sk1tt135 22
That is why you always turn off free will! ;)
randm_dude 9
In the game?
NagainaFier 16
It's a hell of a lot better than what some people do when they found out their spouse cheated on them. So yeah, if he wants to play Sims, more power to him.
jamieeelynn57 8
One time, I created a family on sims and I was in it. I left the computer for a minute and I came back to see my boyfriend somehow set the house on fire and killed me..
Bebbo_fml 21
I'd always trap my sims in the same doorless room and leave their ashes in there so the ghosts will come and scare the new trapped ones to death.
WelcomeToAndale 13
Maybe you wanted it to happen..?
the_lololagist 11
wait, can't you control what your sims do......?
Sonfang 19
You can, but if you're controlling one the others in your house and neighborhood can do whatever they please.
superman3212 8
torture her sim. then kill her... then make another and kill her again.. keep doing this until ur no longer in pain. or man up..either will do