Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
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Top comments
baseballdude1283 18
Wow...I am so sorry for you, atleast you can kill your wife....without getting in trouble.....in Sims....
kwyk 23
Games are getting a bit too much like reality
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Comments (120)
superman3212 8
btw when I said kill her... I was talking ant the sim.. Do NOT actually kill your wife... you'll b in jail.. over a girl.. not worth it -_-
csi_fml 19
When I want to see someone die unusually play the sims it amuses me
NaidaBiersack 4
Put that bitch in a pool and remove the ladder.
operator47 10
Wow.
AlWAYSN4EVR 13
Damn Sims have been doing some crazy shit lately.
tewa21 12
Take the signs.
rebellionwars 11
You set yourself up! It's the sims!
djsammyc 19
sims is my favorite game and this is one of the reasons why
noobienick 19
Did anybody else know what was going to happen right after he mentioned "the sims"?
LyricaSilvan 30
Don't take it to heart, OP. Sims are basically expected to be easy; if you give them enough free will, they start hitting on everything that breathes.