Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately,... - FML

By bbb - 11/01/2017 07:36

Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately, so my friends planned holiday and bought flights without me. FML

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By Familyreject - 02/02/2019 19:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I found out that my family has paid for and booked a trip to Dubai without me. They weren't going to tell me until they were about to board but since I was crying that my friend ditched me for my holiday, they thought they would let me know. FML

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Bad connection

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 18:00

Today, and after a lot of effort to reconnect with my family after a while of limited contact, I found out from the family group text that my mom, sister, and grandmother went on a vacation without me, and I didn’t even know about it until they posted some airport selfies. FML

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By AzrielB - 18/10/2018 15:30

Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2018 12:00 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was left at home alone while my friends went on a trip to Paris I paid for. FML

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By homeless4Christmas - 24/12/2009 05:54 - New Zealand

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

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By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her facebook status said "Pointless day, gone to bed". FML

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By CollegeStudent - 26/11/2016 05:55

Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML

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A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Herbie - 08/12/2021 23:01

Today, the rearranged meeting, for which I was instructed by my boss to cancel my holiday for, got cancelled. FML

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cj89898 24

Wednesday 11 January 2017 8:02

How long did you not respond for!? They did so much, it could've been days for all we know!

bigbluetardis 21

Wednesday 11 January 2017 8:05

Wasn't anyone able to call/text you?

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CrazyJolteon 0

Wednesday 11 January 2017 3:07

Send me a text or call em genius

cj89898 24

Wednesday 11 January 2017 8:02

How long did you not respond for!? They did so much, it could've been days for all we know!

bigbluetardis 21

Wednesday 11 January 2017 8:05

Wasn't anyone able to call/text you?

CastaP 12

Wednesday 11 January 2017 10:32

Wait, she's going without you or she ordered on your behalf?

xercister 19

Wednesday 11 January 2017 13:06

wow. some friends you got there.

Jon Yamauchi 2

Wednesday 11 January 2017 13:11

<p>That's because they don't like you.?</p>

chirstinap325 23

Wednesday 11 January 2017 13:25

Social media glitches ruining friendships

Tenbed 10

Wednesday 11 January 2017 20:06

<p>It sounds like there's more than you're telling us. You may have deserved it.</p>

Googolman 29

Wednesday 11 January 2017 21:48

Planning a holiday and booking flights must take some time to do... If it took you that long to reply then I can't blame them.

annalily5 28

Thursday 12 January 2017 9:43

<p>Why do I get the feeling your that friend whose definition of "not responding immediately" is not responding for several days on end and then five mintues before the movie starts when everyone is already trashed asking for someone to come pick them up and drive them?</p>

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Today, I lost all hope of finding a man. I’m gonna be 34 and I can’t get a date to save my life. I was cursed with a facial deformity and 285lbs of weight, making all men run for the hills. All of my younger sisters have got married and started families. FML

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Today, my roommate observed that if my eyes were turned upside down, they would look the same - and proved it with Photoshop. After a bit of thought, she decided that it's because the bags under my eyes are dark enough to look like eyelids. FML

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Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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Nice try, buddy.

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Today, I told both my boyfriend and my son that they needed to start spending more time together. They both asked why and what they did that I feel the need to punish them. They’re so similar, even I forget they’re not father and son, and yet for some reason they hate each other. FML

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Today, my dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I came back from my first day of voluntary rehab for my meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day, smoking weed and playing video games, all on my mom's salary. FML

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Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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