Miscellaneous: Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 22:00

Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 00:44 - United States

Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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Sucks to suck

By youfuckingdumbassmum - 27/12/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

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You deserved it 4 889

AznShadowWc 9

Monday 14 October 2013 2:09

If she can't respect your family, dump her ass

bgdkmcgee 10

Monday 14 October 2013 2:08

I'd fire her.

Comments

blaherman 12

Monday 14 October 2013 2:13

Tell her she's not worth the air she breathes, also tell her to kindly **** herself and her idea of a "relationship" also refer to her as Hitler.

FimogenFeels 14

Monday 14 October 2013 2:14

Next time she tells you something say "ask me if I ******* care" and see how she likes it.

FimogenFeels 14

Monday 14 October 2013 2:19

I lost all of my grandparents at an early age and can relate. She isn't worth it.

mweb8416 11

Monday 14 October 2013 2:14

Dump that bitch

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 14 October 2013 2:15

Sorry about your bitch (hopefully ex) girlfriend OP. Some people these days just really lack decency and logic.

hannahsnyder69 16

Monday 14 October 2013 2:16

And you still call her your girlfriend why?

Ins0mau 20

Monday 14 October 2013 4:48

Cause if he had said "ex" girlfriend, everyone would be saying "Oh well, she was only your ex".

brackaman 18

Monday 14 October 2013 6:01

Damn auto correct.

Not_Impressed13 9

Monday 14 October 2013 6:49

There is always the phrase "now ex-girlfriend"

nnnope 26

Monday 14 October 2013 2:16

I really hope you mean ex-girlfriend. what an insensitive ****.

kumarina 35

Monday 14 October 2013 2:18

Please dump her selfish ass!

YankeeBabii 14

Monday 14 October 2013 2:20

Damn, chick is crazy!!!!

Ins0mau 20

Monday 14 October 2013 4:49

*"Bitch be" crazy

JMichael 25

Monday 14 October 2013 2:26

Your girlfriend obviously doesn't care enough for you to respect your family and the current situation. It's time to take her out of your life OP. I'm terribly sorry for your loss.