Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Let it all out
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Big yikes
Today, I slapped my boyfriend’s ass as he was getting out of the shower and came away with shit on my finger. Bear in mind this was AFTER he'd showered, when he’s supposed to be all clean, yet he had enough shit there to get on my finger from patting his cheeks. Not his crack, his cheeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Life's a beach
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Skidmarks
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Marking territory
Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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bene201 0
Shit happens
rckstrtmmy 4
YDI for dating a dirty bastard.
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Comments (250)
dancelyrakdance 0
ew teach him how to wipe his ass
bassguy19 0
Why was his ass on your stomach?
Envythabosslady 1
Ugh! And how old is your bf? And im going to assume if yall were nakie it was probably leading to sex...he doesnt have enough respect for u to wash his ass in the shower before giving u some? Oops dumb question...dude doesnt even have enough respect for himself to wipe his ass. FYL and FYI find a new man!
MIDMichele 5
Cleveland steamer... Oh. Wait. Wasn't your chest.
chellylovezsox 0
Lmfao XD
PandaSpots 10
Ill
divine69 0
Sexy -_-
Fmlsea 28
Ew don't people know about personal hygiene anymore
BostonBruinsFan 8
Call it "sex", not "naked wrestling". Call something what it's called.
Mr_Eradication13 9
I do this on a daily basis with my GF, minus the shi*t stain