Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
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Top comments
marinegrant 14
Look at the bright side, Make up sex is always better then divorce
Noheartbeat 19
At least they made up. Put some music on. :P
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Comments (40)
Jooslex 19
At least they're still together
demonfacee 14
I feel bad for you. You should go to your room and make fake sex noises to piss them off. That, or you can put some music on.
natalinagan 9
Hate it when that happens I feel ta bro
BirdMockingBlack 12
I wrote a short-story about this. Interesting, isn't it?
prettygurl89 16
You were probably the result of make up sex OP lol :D
DesignerVagina 4
I feel ya, I have thin walls too
1337X_Gloves 6
can anyone tell me how this could be a YDI? I can't figure out how there are 2k YDI votes
p34chy_98 14
Story of my life
J15237 25
Is it not a good thing that they are making up?