Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
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Top comments
marinegrant 14
Look at the bright side, Make up sex is always better then divorce
Noheartbeat 19
At least they made up. Put some music on. :P
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Comments (40)
martin8337 36
Giggity.
Dendrocker 15
I see what you did there *meme face*
cheshireau 26
oh the humanity.
thesmeagol 22
At least they made up. Could have ended with a new episode of cops instead.
worldclassrager 41
Step out for a bit
keiNan_fml 35
better than fight
YellowKettleBell 31
yeah, but she/he got both.
vikky538 29
you are stuck in that situation... use head phones start watching TV shows ..it will be over before you know it's over...
rekkas 16
Go somewhere private, put some music on, and have some fun yourself
top_dawg45 10
thats hot
carzaki27 12
Headphones are your best friend.
ostfaiz 18
its the right time for a fag at your nearest shop OP @ HOUSEWITHTHINWALLS , as the name suggests..lol
ostfaiz 18
Why???