Love: Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told...

By housedoctor - 22/02/2014 11:01 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Rachael - 01/07/2011 03:08 - United States

Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

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By boringhusband - 08/05/2016 14:29 - United States - Salisbury

Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML

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By RyanTheMan15 - 31/10/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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Childish but effective

By unhappy wifey - 28/09/2012 06:09 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML

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By spaceforrent - 16/11/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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Go on, why?

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 04:00

Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML

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By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:02

Maybe he just looked at you like that because he couldn't grasp the concept of what you were saying. Like he was confused and what you said made no sense.

titandesu 14

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:00

smooth

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girlrome 19

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:03

Been having some marital issues lately?

middlesister04 5

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:03

Well for your sake I hope he didn't have a clue what you were saying and not actually applying that to you with his stare.

Razi_tail 25

Sunday 23 February 2014 4:36

Yeah, I was confused by the statement. If somebody would have said that in front of me I probably would have the "zoned out" stare thinking about it.

Polynomial 28

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:04

He doesn't like your clothes? He thinks you are so amazing, your beauty blinds him? I got nothin'.

Michael903 18

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:05

The old saying goes, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." At least he's being polite...

mmaflake 19

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:07

Shame on you for fishing for compliments.

girlrome 19

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:10

OP was making a mere statement, not really fishing for compliments.

jcurry25 6

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:12

I wouldn't think to much into it unless there have been any other indicators of bad feelings towards you

no_playa_hater 14

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:13

Many people tend to jump to conclusions. If I was him, I would've looked at you the same way, not because I think that you are useless and ugly, but because what you just said was pretty much pointless.

tishtashbat 16

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:14

Sounds more like he was thinking 'I have no idea what you just said. Am I supposed to respond to that?? You're the one taking the class, I don't get it...' rather than 'You are neither useful nor beautiful'.