Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
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Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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Top comments
mayulily 0
maybe you have a wide forehead? I dunno I know some people who look weird without bangs :)
Kingdom_Hearts_2 0
It's sort of a compliment? lol
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Comments (125)
AwesumIndianGurl 0
Well atleast he lyked our new hair..kinda? LOL :)
AwesumIndianGurl 0
woops I meant your..!! LOL iPods are hard to type in!!
MitchellK 3
So...
Aussiegurl23 0
At least he said you look good! Take what you can get!
MasterE56 4
ouch!
mr_miyagi 0
jesus christ do you know how bitchy you sound? he gave you a compliment and youre complaining. wow
Danni_04 13
It's called a compliment! Dear God woman, you probably do look better when you don't show your forehead. He was being honest! Grow up and learn to take a compliment!
ladyreal420 3
hey be glad he's real n straight up with you. at least he tells the truth even if it hurts.. would you want him to lie and tell you stuff you want to here? Lmao didn't think so....mama when you got a man who don't lie or cheat you love him and stfu.......complaining gets you no where
cunningchick 1
least he dident say somthin like "damn u look ugly wit bangs" just be happy he likes it
Narwhal234 6
Another meaning to the words "head banging!"
ElricMustang 23
It's the compliment you wanted, just not said how you wanted him to.