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By thissucks - 14/09/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, after finishing a three-page essay for my spanish class, I went to rip up my brainstorming paper in an act of triumph. After I finished ripping it up, I looked on my desk to see my brainstorming paper fully intact, and my essay torn into bits. FML

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By shark - 27/11/2012 03:03 - United States - Houston

Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML

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By Busted - 12/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML

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By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

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By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

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By Immafail - 20/12/2016 18:32

Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML

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By tirf - 09/02/2015 22:58

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2012 16:05 - France

Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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By Daddy - 10/11/2008 12:06 - France

Today, I gave my son a bollocking for losing a very important paper that I needed for work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

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Flamersplamer 0

Monday 14 September 2009 10:36

Fake, 3 page essay vs a brainstorming paper by the non plural one page, there is no way you would be able to not notice you have three pages instead of one.

BakerMan_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 9:46

Word-processors FOR THE WIN BABY!

Comments

iSmellNice 2

Monday 14 September 2009 22:04

You never considered looking at what you were destroying?

pacobored 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:21

Why?

nu_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:00

SELLOTAPE

LadyKaya 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:07

Why didn't you at least notice the difference between one piece of paper and three pages? Typed or handwritten, three pages feels different from one.

karlajeggle 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:31

You didnt save it?

samanthamay 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:57

way to be f*cking retarded?

ragglefraggle 2

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:35

Why does everyone assume he typed it? Not all essays have to be typed, a lot of teachers just assign handwritten essays in ink. It all depends on the teacher.

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:45

We assume it was typed as handwriting an essay is asinine. It is much cleaner and simpler to do it electronically and do your revisions there -- rather than re-write the whole damn thing, or get a smudgy lead coated garbage.

TheKitsune 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:08

Seriously? It's a three page essay. WAH you have to waste a half an hour rewriting it (since obviously you weren't smart enough to type/save it). Even then it's not a big deal. What a bitch.