Kids: Today, I gave my son a bollocking for losing a very important...

By Daddy - 10/11/2008 12:06 - France

Today, I gave my son a bollocking for losing a very important paper that I needed for work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

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xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:41

Son you lost my paper go canoe in that lake!!! It means an argument you guys.

F14Shado 0

Friday 27 March 2009 5:05

I think that means beating..

_shit_happens_ 0

Friday 27 March 2009 4:15

a row?

Daft_Punk709 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 2:08

FIRST!!! (to comment to the first comment)

Xuphra 0

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Monday 10 May 2010 23:58

Hope you learned OP. Fucking idiot.

grrrrmetigers 0

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Wednesday 25 May 2011 2:56

it means a fight!

I_lost_the_game 25

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Monday 9 July 2012 0:35

You can't give someone a row, so I'm guessing that in this situation, it doesn't mean a fight.

BeforeItWasCool 12

Monday 3 December 2012 2:17

In some parts of Europe to give someone a row means to tell them off, or to argue.

F14Shado 0

Friday 27 March 2009 5:05

I think that means beating..

peceout 29

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Tuesday 28 October 2014 8:12

I'm sorry, but reading this FML makes me mad. You should never, and I mean never beat your kids. It makes me sick.

natyemi15 15

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Saturday 1 November 2014 3:25

idk, corporeal punishment has some benefits I mean, it did me some good. I'm not in jail :)

thatonetribute 31

Thursday 21 May 2015 19:48

A row is a fight. Not beating.

GamingTroller101 12

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Thursday 16 June 2016 13:10

If it does, then he should pay him back with something like money or perhaps a game.

Phantom034 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:12

Kid might be holding that over your head for a little while.

rcbarnes 24

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Friday 2 March 2012 3:27

And if the kid doesn't I hope his mother does!

Boomi 38

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Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:40

I know I would.

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:41

Son you lost my paper go canoe in that lake!!! It means an argument you guys.

frozenshake 5

Thursday 16 December 2010 4:58

lol "row"

ihaswaffle 0

Friday 29 April 2011 2:06

ahahahaha

adameeo 21

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Thursday 10 January 2013 6:49

Lol! I lost it when I read this.

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:06

AHAHAHHA your kids going to grow up to be a drug dealer and probably be in the system before his 16th birthday. Have fun paying bail

LiLOnE 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:47

wtf is row

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Monday 22 August 2011 7:58

U should read number 4 and learn a new word!

jkilla6 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:44

he told the kid off people. i bet you felt like an ass, i've done the same sort of thing so many times.

noha_fml 0

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Thursday 23 April 2009 6:20

my mum always does the same thing to me and it pisses me off like hell. YDI and he should probably give you a "row" now whatever that is.

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:34

My mother does that all the time. and to give a row means a beating, spanking, general discipline. but at least you know to check your pockets before blaming someone.

leh9 2

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Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:59

Everyone listen to dis guy

derailed 1

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:01

I give myself a row all the time

CharlesScene 3

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Sunday 30 March 2014 20:21

I can give you one too.... heh heh

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