By Anonymous - 01/06/2018 06:00

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Today, my new bikini must be cheap as shit because I tanned nicely where I put on sunscreen, but where I didn’t apply it under the bikini I’ve gotten super red sunburn on my butt, my lady bits, and my boobs. My nipples look like the ends of red felt tip pens. FML
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Wanderlei Santos 8
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actually they are specially made for people who want a full tan.

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RichardPencil 30
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As much as I like boobs, I imagine in a few days they won’t be very a-peeling.

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Wanderlei Santos 8
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actually they are specially made for people who want a full tan.

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cperagui 18
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I need this in my life

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alycion 38
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They are usually marked as tan through. I just assume they are now and lather up before putting them on. I’ve burned through rash guards.

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thelittlem 15
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I feel like this should be in the worst section

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TCRII 29

Ouch!

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dexter420 21
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I am truly sorry to hear that. On the bright side I would like to volunteer to apply the aloe. Again sorry. No hot tubs 😞

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RichardPencil 30
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As much as I like boobs, I imagine in a few days they won’t be very a-peeling.

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Lobby_Bee 17

So, you have an all natural red bikini now? Awesome! Most people have the white ones.

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ARISKomuniszt 24
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are you implying black women don't wear bikinis?!?1?!1!1!?

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eyepuppy 31
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Really? Do we have to bring race into a simple funny, light-hearted comment? Anyone with half a brain would understand that was not what he meant.

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Sinshine 28
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Are you illiterate?

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Davros 12
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well if they aren't felt they should be

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azouwa 26

I'm just here to read what the pervs have to say. Sorry OP. your life sucks.

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MyS3lf 24
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Happened to me once before, although I'm mostly of Irish heritage so I limit the amount of time I spend in the sun because I'll burn with spf 50 on, anyway, that's why I always put sunblock on every inch of my body before putting on a bikini. That and sometimes if you move around too much so does your suit and then you get weird sunburn streaks. Hope you get to feeling better soon!

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eyepuppy 31
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As I always say, "We Irish tan red."

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ARISKomuniszt 24
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If you want to protect your skin I suggest a burkini

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