By JoblessandStupid - 14/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML
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lantz4levi 19

This needs more information because walking out of work is pretty serious

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Magnoxidans 19

Should be using the uber app not the FML one ;)

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lantz4levi 19

This needs more information because walking out of work is pretty serious

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Magnoxidans 19

Should be using the uber app not the FML one ;)

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Bloodknight 22

Considering the name, I'm guessing you regret that decision, no?

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itssnotfunny 24

Next time just go to the bathroom and punch the wall. It's discreet enough to keep you out of trouble, but you'll still hurt yourself a little. But it'll make you feel damn better.

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Nnzyb 8

Hope you're not stop making payments on that car! Or need to buy gas. Or food. Or pay bills. That's assuming you live paycheck-to-paycheck. If they were mistreating you and you can afford it, by all means, walk. Don't expect a good reference for job abandonment though.

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Thor1012 28

Take it by username you lost your job??

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im_teekay 7

Took me a while to figure out that OP was angry and not inebriated; in NZ and the UK to get pissed means to get drunk, whereas to be angry is to be pissed off

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species4872 19

In Oz it means either one. It depends on in what context it's said.

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