Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said, "Yeah yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
It's not really solved
Principessa101 20
You didn't discuss wanting children before you got married?
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Comments (216)
ktto14 2
damn dats kinda ****** up...
Xalandra 17
Ydi for not figuring this out before you got married. Cause I doubt she'll change her mind.
krewer21 1
Irreconcilable differences!
bloodangel494 1
don't worry man, karma Is a bitch lol.
PrettyKookieToo 8
Isn't this a Cyanide and Happiness comic?
jakk_mehoff 4
somehow I think your roles got reversed.
disney_blonde 16
Next time you bring it up, wear a cup.
poopycat 5
I don't get it
daybar12 8
isn't this something you discuss BEFORE she becomes your wife? switch her birth control for sugar pills and poke holes in the condoms lol
Vegnas 13
Be honest - did you steal that from Cyanide and Happiness?