Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
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Sweej 1
Well then, start melting...
Person1233 13
You deserve anything bad that happens to you in life for making such a ridiculous face. It's like a duck face gone wrong.
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Comments (98)
kaylapple 1
its not christmas time?
TheVofStee 0
Dude either way you sound gross
el_muerte 2
Fat and round is fat and round regardless of haircut.
hyden121 2
You should wear a top hat to complete the look...
Calyx_fml 22
Fat chix should not have pixie cuts.
Climaxx 11
Would you mind standing outside of my house at Christmas time? I can pay you.
nicko_oz 4
i would say next time you want to try a new haircut. Look at other people the same shape as you and see if it suits them. I know its annoying but pixie cuts generally only suit really skinny girls.
6chavez9 1
What about the mechilen man haha
MonkeyGirl17844 0
Awwwww I'm sorry. Hang in there!
patrickalamo 48
Frosty is that you?