Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
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Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, after a long and exhausting day at work, I had no energy to do much of anything, so with that in mind, I got Arby's on the way home. When I did get home and was trying to carry the bag inside, it ripped open and spilled my food all over the driveway. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
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FrancesShiver 20
Welcome to McDonalds, we can see you're starving, have some ******* napkins.
freckleface221 19
This is why you check to make sure they got your order right before you leave!
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Comments (219)
bolinar 10
So a bag with napkins is literally light (few napkins) or extremely heavy (a crap ton of napkins). Didn't you notice this?
worldclassrager 41
Always check the bag...go back with your receipt and show them all you had they'll give you what you ordered and at times more
JoshTheTacoMan 19
Not saying you should, but you could probably sue for that.
laxbro4769 6
You deserved it you always have to check fast food bags! Don't trust those *******!
princessofthedrk 13
I've worked in food service myself between Taco Bell and KFC/A&W. No one is ever perfect especially when busy. HOWEVER the bag weight should have been enough to know that it wasn't in there. And I almost wonder if this wasn't a false FML because of the fact that the employee should have noticed no weight to the bag. Because if this person was ravenous they would have ordered at least $5 worth of food in my opinion. So ydi for not checking the bag.
princessofthedrk 13
Why was this moderated?
Youcandewit 8
#1 rule always check the bag
zocial 5
You went to McD's, what do you expect? I say this as a UK employee
Nuditi 10
That can actually count as false marketing and is a valid reason to sue! Might get you some extra money, I'd consult a lawyer
Demig0d6 14
Did they remember the ketchup at least?
weveallbeenthere 30
Leo Gets said it best, THEY **** YOU AT THE DRIVE THROUGH.