Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
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Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, after a long and exhausting day at work, I had no energy to do much of anything, so with that in mind, I got Arby's on the way home. When I did get home and was trying to carry the bag inside, it ripped open and spilled my food all over the driveway. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
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Top comments
FrancesShiver 20
Welcome to McDonalds, we can see you're starving, have some ******* napkins.
freckleface221 19
This is why you check to make sure they got your order right before you leave!
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Comments (219)
Tannasgh 22
I'm McNothin' it!
incoherentrmblr 22
They're a bunch of McAssholes. No wonder why Ronald McDonald is eating Taco Bell for breakfast...
pooldude 24
how is it possible that you didn't notice the lightness of the bag beforehand?
etracy42 5
Always got to check the bag before leaving a McDonalds...ALWAYS
psychomomma19 12
Maybe it was better off that way anyways, don't want that poison in your body. Lol.
lizziemo79 18
Always check the bag before you leave
dbaguy 9
Come on you didn't notice the bag was very light?
bindzi 4
to everyone complaining about their orders always being wrong maybe you should consider it you're own fault. I've been working at mcd for 3 years. half the time I can't understand a customer because they're mumbling their god damm order. maybe you should speak clearly. the drive thru is the hardest to hear because of loud trucks passing by or sirens going off, etc. also the other reason we can get your order wrong is because you have no idea what the hell you are ordering. like seriously!? people come in and say "ill have the chicken sandwhich" like hello we have many different chicken sandwiches look at the ******* menu. also maybe people should treat us like the real people we are. we are trying to be nice but then people cant ******* order right because you need to have a college degree for that too, ya know. some customers are very ignorant and rude, even if im being very respectful to them. we are not all pieces of shit. have some decency people
mdcp 2
Did you not feel how light the bag was lol?
saad2605 16
#144 I'm not so sure the word "premium" belongs with anything that McDonald's serve.