Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
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Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, after a long and exhausting day at work, I had no energy to do much of anything, so with that in mind, I got Arby's on the way home. When I did get home and was trying to carry the bag inside, it ripped open and spilled my food all over the driveway. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
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FrancesShiver 20
Welcome to McDonalds, we can see you're starving, have some ******* napkins.
freckleface221 19
This is why you check to make sure they got your order right before you leave!
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Comments (219)
1947Chevy 17
I would have made a phone call on that one. I have called sonic because 4 times in a row they messed up my order and after that I found a hair in my food. I understand people make mistakes but that was getting ridiculous. They lost a customer after that.
albinochipmunks 7
85- Maybe there were multiple napkins
elodymayweeble 7
they did you a favour.
poopface82 25
YDI for trusting the nitwits who work at McDonald's.
Jakob2255 12
if it only had napkins ydi for not being able to tell the weight difference I mean that is a lot of napkins to equal a combo lol
Khali_May 10
#105 You, sir, are a dick. Don't be a dick all your life.
mikbrooke 25
bit excessive, dont ya think?
Nitrixr 7
Shut the bloody hell up, you clearly haven't had to work a long shift. When you work for ages, the last thing you want to do is go home and spend time cooking. Fast Food exists to alleviate that stress, and for a reason.
nix1993 41
#105 Who the **** pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
tournamentdecide 33
sue them.
name_loading 19
I hope you're being sarcastic.