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By dsbass09 - 09/07/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML

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By disappointed - 07/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

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By corleon198425 - 13/11/2020 20:08

Today, I finally got a job after months of searching due to Covid. The bad news? It's cleaning dog kennels. I have an extreme fear of animal poop. FML

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By Former Professor - 21/07/2019 22:00

Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML

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By mike h - 10/08/2012 04:37 - United States - Mcadoo

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 00:02

Today, after 10 years in practice as a veterinarian, I began an internship in hopes of becoming a surgeon. The other intern/roommate never came, so we worked extra but don’t make enough to pay rent and buy groceries. We talked to HR about it and they give us a list of food banks. We work for a university. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 20:52

Today, after 6 years, two raises and a promotion, thanks to student loans I make less disposable income than I did when I first started this job. FML

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By tsu3 - 16/11/2009 15:14 - Germany

Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together and get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I used to work as a dishwasher. FML

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By alphafoxy21 - 05/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 03:24 - United States - Franklin

Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML

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Animalistic

By 00anon00 - 02/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was fired from my local animal shelter. I was a volunteer and am currently in school for veterinary technology. My education made the paid staff at the shelter feel threatened. FML

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BigFudge 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:00

gotta start somewhere.

memphius 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:05

welcome to the united states, the land of joblessness, poverty and debt...

Comments

monkeygristle 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:05

what did you expect working for worms. they never pay well.

Nemmycakes 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:08

lol you touch poop

ham25 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:13

[insert unnecessary boner joke]

coltsrock37 15

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:26

the joy of the american economy

DrewsFML 8

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:26

Move to a state where employment is good and there's major animal hospitals, like Massachusetts.

zenti 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 18:54

What if you don't have the money to move?

DrewsFML 8

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:56

For a professional job like the OPs employers will often pay relocation expenses.

gregorygreg87 12

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:28

it'll get better. I mean, hey, things can only go up from here. just be positive

RandomChickXD 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:25

exactly! At least OP has a job!

BrittRoxx101 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:32

wth!! well u picked tht job sorry!!

Lexiloulynn 2

Sunday 10 July 2011 5:22

OP didn't pick that job, that was the only job he was offered.

budbad8 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:33

well keep looking until you find the right job!!

darkness4dummies 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:37

as daniel tosh would say eat the poo poo lol jk heres a thought just keep workin you cant get much lower all you can do is go up

smittys 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:39

I completly feel for you! That's sad that you can't get a job after 8 years of some of the hardest schooling! I was going to e a vet than decided to go CPA because I done some research on jobs and stuff but I'm sure you will find one just need to get experience! that's what it is pretty much about when a vet!