Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I wanted to pack my lunch with some of my homemade meatloaf leftover from last night's dinner, but I couldn't find it anywhere in my fridge. Later in the evening, my boyfriend's parents invited us over for dinner. They served meatloaf. The meatloaf they stole from my fridge last night when they visited. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
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Astroman129 7
Check before you cook.
redheadregect 0
I don't think that was a pun...
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Comments (72)
Zebidee 9
Do you see the disconnect between you only using your oven to heat up frozen pizza, and giving people advice on the optimum operating technique? That's like telling someone how to drive a car based on the fact that you sit in yours in the garage and just listen to the radio.
THERIAULT 0
its allright, i bet your man wont be mad... i would have been charmed by that story. did it still tasted good and crunchy?
vballchick101 0
Why would you hide something in the oven...?
zemo999 0
just wait till you get a bun in your oven (let me know if you need any help getting it in there)
guckylynn 19
It could be his favorite food and she doesn't make it very often so it would be special. Or it could be a really good selection of ground meat, or some different meat than usual.
me5 0
How old are you
Farfle 0
My sister has to practice her ******** on me because her bf complained to my mom
adgedebes 0
Alright guys, it was me. To clarify, my oven doesn't run on BICs. I was preoccupied with the meatloaf. It was special because it was tasty, not because of the huge amounts of LSD I put in it. I hide the cake in the oven so my toddler won't get into it. And the cake didn't turn out that bad. I had spelled out "happy birthday" with leftover Halloween candy, and the m&m's cooked to perfection.
HomeAl0ne 20
One of my uni flatmates hid her ***** in the oven when her mother came to visit (don't ask me why, I don't know). I switched the oven on to preheat it and only found the ***** when I went to put the tray in. It had been lying on a wire shelf, so blobs of plastic had melted through and started dripping down. When i pulled it off the rack the molten bits curved and stretched out before cooling and hardening again. It ended up as a crazy-assed, ridged, spined, wicked looking thing that would have scared H R Giger. My flatmate insisted on having back. Respect...
KittenLuvs1212 0
ouch. have fun cleaning that up.
LilaBear 2
your oven takes 30 minutes to heat up??