Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
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Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I wanted to pack my lunch with some of my homemade meatloaf leftover from last night's dinner, but I couldn't find it anywhere in my fridge. Later in the evening, my boyfriend's parents invited us over for dinner. They served meatloaf. The meatloaf they stole from my fridge last night when they visited. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
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Astroman129 7
Check before you cook.
redheadregect 0
I don't think that was a pun...
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Comments (72)
thewife5 19
I'm assuming you where pre-heating while getting the meatloaf mixed up.. I'm guessing your oven doesn't take 30 minutes, you were just busy. I hide stuff in my oven also, I have 3 kids. sorry everyone on this site is a bit if a moron today:( hopefully you got a laugh out of your ruined cake though!
thathas2suck 0
agree! I burnt left over pizza when I heated the oven for cookies and about a half an hour too but it is a funny fml!
jacobburnmysac 0
there's your sign
NyopQ 6
haha
Litschi 0
only works if you ask stupid questions, so stop trying to be funny.
TitDirt 0
You're such a dumb ******* *****. Leave it to a woman to **** shit up.
iLOVEcarlizzle 0
serio? Girl you better check your self before you wreck your self.
lbeer 1
with the special sauce
roobear 2
You were going to make him meatloaf as a special meal? I would fire you on the spot.
dragonaair 5
Fire? The OP is not making the meatloaf for work. Unless, you were meant to make a joke.
anlhawks 5
what oven takes 30 minutes to preheat?
OneLittleAdditio 9
Oh, my god! Seriously? Haven't u been reading the explanation? it probably doesn't take that long but she was probably busy doing other things and had it preheating the whole time!
LilaBear 2
"Haven't u been reading the explanation" ...yeah, coz everyone can be bothered wasting their life reading every single comment on an FML thread... not. She did say 30 minutes of pre-heating, not just 30 minutes of being turned on. (ie. she should have explained better).
46215 0
extra crispy cake
Currentlyonfire 4
******* stupid bitch.
Dusk32 0
wow. go back to ***** island you dirty pirate hooker.