The cake was not a lie.

By Alex Knight - 07/11/2017 19:00

Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 849
You deserved it 4 040

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That’s a confession! Bring him to justice for the atrocities comitted against the cake!

YOU DARE MURDER OUR LORD AND SAVOIR CAKE?!!? THOU SHALT BE STONED TO DEATH FOR SUCH CRIMES!!!!

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That’s a confession! Bring him to justice for the atrocities comitted against the cake!

it shouldn't matter if you're going to eat that on your own.. it should probably taste the same but look different, have at it.

The only thing sadder than lonely cake is smashed lonely cake.

Make cakeballs from the mess — they are much cooler than intact cake, provided the people you are serving are hipsters.

Tossed salad, I've had that before but tossed cake? That's something I wouldn't mind trying.

YOU DARE MURDER OUR LORD AND SAVOIR CAKE?!!? THOU SHALT BE STONED TO DEATH FOR SUCH CRIMES!!!!

A pie to the face, a cake to the seat. What did these baked goods ever do to people?