The cake was not a lie.

By Alex Knight - 07/11/2017 19:00

Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
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exileonmainst 16

That’s a confession! Bring him to justice for the atrocities comitted against the cake!

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tonyfan00 38
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YOU DARE MURDER OUR LORD AND SAVOIR CAKE?!!? THOU SHALT BE STONED TO DEATH FOR SUCH CRIMES!!!!

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exileonmainst 16

That’s a confession! Bring him to justice for the atrocities comitted against the cake!

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tranced_ 44
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it shouldn't matter if you're going to eat that on your own.. it should probably taste the same but look different, have at it.

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Cali 54
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The only thing sadder than lonely cake is smashed lonely cake.

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RichardPencil 30
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Make cakeballs from the mess — they are much cooler than intact cake, provided the people you are serving are hipsters.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Tossed salad, I've had that before but tossed cake? That's something I wouldn't mind trying.

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tonyfan00 38
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YOU DARE MURDER OUR LORD AND SAVOIR CAKE?!!? THOU SHALT BE STONED TO DEATH FOR SUCH CRIMES!!!!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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A pie to the face, a cake to the seat. What did these baked goods ever do to people?

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