Miscellaneous, Family, Food and Thief: Help yourself

Help yourself

By BunnysKitty - 10/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Columbia City

Today, I wanted to pack my lunch with some of my homemade meatloaf leftover from last night's dinner, but I couldn't find it anywhere in my fridge. Later in the evening, my boyfriend's parents invited us over for dinner. They served meatloaf. The meatloaf they stole from my fridge last night when they visited. FML

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You deserved it 357

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 661

You deserved it 32 066

Hangry

By Sad and hungry - 22/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 184

You deserved it 471

By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 22:43 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to put a lasagna in the oven for dinner. I was greeted by a revolting scent of a chicken-soup and biscuits boxed dinner. The fridge apparently was too full for my brother to put it away inside, so he covered it up and forgot about it in the oven. We made that dinner two weeks ago. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 23 411

You deserved it 2 205

By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 741

You deserved it 15 974

MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 533

You deserved it 78

Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 794

You deserved it 35 422

By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 996

You deserved it 1 234

Wealth gap

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 088

You deserved it 1 306

By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 561

You deserved it 17 497

Brain worms

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 837

You deserved it 10 009

Gwengreen 6

Tuesday 11 July 2017 6:24

You should ask for the recipe for their *amazing* meatloaf and see their reaction.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 July 2017 4:39

That must be some badass meatloaf! 1. Your in-laws loved it so much they stole it. 2. They decided to share it with you. 3. You won’t have it for lunch. Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad!

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 July 2017 4:39

That must be some badass meatloaf! 1. Your in-laws loved it so much they stole it. 2. They decided to share it with you. 3. You won’t have it for lunch. Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad!

rivenrock 14

Tuesday 11 July 2017 4:44

So interested to know what they said when you asked them about it. And if you didn't ask them, YDI.

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 11 July 2017 17:20

"This is really good meatloaf! You just HAVE to tell me how you made it!"

Gwengreen 6

Tuesday 11 July 2017 6:24

You should ask for the recipe for their *amazing* meatloaf and see their reaction.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Tuesday 11 July 2017 7:28

Well that is one way to meat the parents.

J352SAURUS 30

Tuesday 11 July 2017 7:59

Get a loaf of this guy. So punny and original!

matdex 9

Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:35

if we keep currying on these puns we will raise the streaks

TacoTheDank 27

Wednesday 12 July 2017 1:29

J352SAURUS, no, no just stop

Cali 54

Wednesday 12 July 2017 19:48

So punny! I loaf you guys.

J352SAURUS 30

Tuesday 11 July 2017 7:58

So... they have no problem stealing from you and then inviting you over and deliberately serving your meatloaf for dinner so you can clearly see their theft? What are they thinking? Are they stupid? Have they no shame? What does your SO think? That's messed up!

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 11 July 2017 11:51

Tell then it taste awful and bad. Give them pointers on how to make a better meat loaf. At some point they will get pissed enough and blab they stole it from you and they didn't make it. You = win