Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I wanted to pack my lunch with some of my homemade meatloaf leftover from last night's dinner, but I couldn't find it anywhere in my fridge. Later in the evening, my boyfriend's parents invited us over for dinner. They served meatloaf. The meatloaf they stole from my fridge last night when they visited. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
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Astroman129 7
Check before you cook.
redheadregect 0
I don't think that was a pun...
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Comments (72)
bigbadtim 7
You can't have your cake and heat it too.
Zebidee 9
That, sir, was pure gold. You win the internet.
bigbadtim 7
Woo Hoo! I won my first Internet!!
zanguard 0
now on to Internet #2!
thathas2suck 0
nice! Win! best comment ever! lol :D
mrlopez 13
You had me at cake...
BigDaddyWilkWilk 2
It takes thirty minutes for you to pre-heat your oven??
Fynn 0
Who the **** preheats for 30 minutes? An oven does not take that long to heat up, period.
pbutt209 0
30 minutes to preheat?! what are you using? a bic lighter? only takes 5-7 minutes
jaydenjade 0
lol!
elmorous 0
That sux, FYL indeed. Trying to do good for your man, I hope he realized it was an accident.
vansgirl327 0
wow! ur a freaking sped! jk but next time check. the oven !
musicman2059 0
Who wants melted cake icing? Kids; We do!
KingDingALing 9
Someone made a comment with a pun in it but after I posted my comment, the other comment disappeared.
worldclass 0
How do you miss that?
Hopersz 0
Lol sounds more like meat cake. Gl and I hope he realized it was an accident. Happy birthday to him btw :->