Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Kids, eh?
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Valid reason?
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Why not both?
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Lookalikes
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
I'm guessing if you stick a needle in your lips they will pop
domking1315 20
Hope she she doesn't turn out making your choices
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rockerchick11 0
I look exactly like my mom and I'm proud of it. Its a shame u did that to urself../: maybe she would like to look like u too..!
perdix 31
Too bad Picasso's dead -- he could've used you as a model.
dc5chris209 2
A perfect reason you should of never got plastic surgery.
redmane 21
*have
KayleeT 9
I don't understand how this isn't your own fault. I mean you chose to have the surgery and therefore , you don't look similar to your kid anymore. What's the big deal? It's not like adopted kids don't get those comments. Nothing wrong with looking different from your kid.
mercsl65 7
silence... of.... the lambs
inventindascene 5
You can learn from this.... Be thankful for what you have... In return you will be able to except yourself for who you are
ironheart98 14
so not a fml, your the idiot that changed how you look
KiddNYC1O 22
Have you seen Courtney Cox's before and after pics? Also, take Jwoww for example. She's not all that beautiful but she definitely looked prettier before than now.
monstersocks 5
well maybe you can get a plastic surgeon that can fix whatever is botched. maybe you should look at the plastic surgeons past surgeries before letting them cut you open next time. best of luck.
misshighjinks 5
YDI personaly I don't agree with plastic surgery I feel like you should be happy with who you are and what you have to work with. You should teach your daughter to love her self the way she is.
Needafarm 22
And this is the type of thinking that people with no beauty issues say. Be happy with yourself, love yourself blah blah blah. The truth is the world doesn't look at your inner beauty first, it looks at your outer reflection. Some people aren't born easy on the eyes and even working with what they have still leaves them homely, and living alone with whatever number of pets to fill the void. Find me the person that looks at a man on the street with missing teeth, a dingy white wife beater shirt, dirty ratty blue jeans that barely fit and hair that hasn't seen a wash or comb in months and see's a future president of the United States or billionaire Bill Gates and not some strung out hobo crack addict.
withered 30
Hm, do you also think transgender people are "at fault" because they choose to change their sex instead of "loving themselves"? Just wondering.