Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
I'm guessing if you stick a needle in your lips they will pop
domking1315 20
Hope she she doesn't turn out making your choices
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Comments (159)
CallMeBloo 31
Most plastic surgery is corrective/reconstructive. It's most likely that this person had a bad accident or burn of some sort on top of the botched surgery. Way to make a bad situation worse.
RebeccaRFT 18
If her daughter looked exactly like her before the surgery then she didn't have an accident. She just wanted to be fake.
DylansMomma 9
I was pregnant once, I never had this kind of hormonal rage.. I think women use it as a cop-out to be extra bitchy.
Flowsidon 6
Jeeez, you coulda just said she was adopted
freakincool 4
IMHO I really don't think a person should have plastic surgery unless of course they had something happen to them that deformed their face, ie, an accident. Think of all the famous people that really screwed themselves over big time cuz they had it done. Unless it's because of an accident you're just telling yourself and God that He made a mistake when He created you. (Which is impossible, by the way.) :)
chippa 24
Or your body is just different than some other women's or a little bit of both.
zfchatroulette 24
So what you're saying, #154, is that God WANTS people to be the way they were born? Like for instance someone who is born with a physical or mental disability? Because those are not good things to be born with and it's not something that is supposed to happen. Why don't you get off the internet and keep going door to door with your bullshit instead, maybe we'll all get lucky and someone punches you in the face.
RebeccaRFT 18
It's quite pathetic to get PLASTIC SURGERY. If your daughter looked exactly like you, does that mean you dislike how your daughter looks? YDI for trying to be fake
Cubanloverllera 12
people need to mind their own business