Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Kids, eh?
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Valid reason?
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Why not both?
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Lookalikes
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
I'm guessing if you stick a needle in your lips they will pop
domking1315 20
Hope she she doesn't turn out making your choices
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chellyX92 8
I will say sorry your surgery went bad. I hope that surgeon doesn't get far in his career. And depending on what you got you could of needed it like fixing a crooked nose from Breaking it before or possibly fixing a broken jaw. What I will also say is, if you are one of those people that need shit pumped into them because some sleez ball celeb did it you deserve it full force. Your beautiful don't let media or other people tell you otherwise. It's a shame you didn't realize it sooner. Lastly think of the confidence booster your daughter will have when people tell her she looks nothing like you. might sound mean but might come in handy for those moody teenage years.
CastielJ 6
Not to sound remotely stupid? But WTF is a Botched Surgery? Sounds gruesome.
redmane 21
Google it. You could have saved yourself from sounding "remotely stupid" and just typed the words into a search engine.
ILuv_toaster182 5
Botched surgery is when the doctor f***s it up so it just makes you look worse. You seriously should have just looked it up
3Aboodii 16
well sounds like u had it coming to ya
dimplesimone 8
So...are you saying you think your daughter's ugly? O.O
MaxG123 8
Why do people get plastic surgery, everyone is beautiful the way the are born... Plastic surgery just makes people look ugly, especially with lip surgery.. Get those fish lips out!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Because some people get insecure about their looks to the point of obsession. I'm sure that isn't why everybody gets plastic surgery, but I know that's why some people do. I've considered it because of people being idiots and pointing out certain flaws, but I would never actually do it. Not worth it.
redmane 21
It depends of the surgery. Some plastic surgeries help a lot more than they hurt.
redmane 21
Not all plastic surgeries are silicone and collagen implants and injections. Not all plastic surgeries are to look like Barbie or to be "perfect." People judge plastic surgery like all of these procedures are done to look plastic. In reality, a considerable amount of plastic surgeries don't use implants or additive fillers. She could have had a major accident that left her completely different. She could have had a deviated septum. People judge these surgeries like they think no one is insecure with their appearance. It's sad that the surgery was botched. It's not your fault for asking for plastic surgery. It's the surgeons fault for not taking enough care of a patient.
superBeannn 2
You probably think your daughter looks like shit now, since looking the way you WERE made you want to get plastic surgery. FHL.
DeVaughnS 5
Shouldn't have ruined your face boo
CeltHound 14
Should've told them to **** off!
darknamine 9
YDI what if her daughter looks at old pictures of you and notices you two look alike? She'll feel ugly…