Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
I'm guessing if you stick a needle in your lips they will pop
domking1315 20
Hope she she doesn't turn out making your choices
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Comments (159)
tennisrapper1 14
I wouldn't say you deserve it. You wanted the plastic surgery, so you got it. It's not like you don't love your daughter!
Dnigz13 4
That's what happens when you get plastic surgery
KiRaKaT 9
Yes because EVERY plastic surgery is botched....
brandy1 5
Thank God your daughter doesn't look like your botched surgery!
dead_insects 18
Touche'!
ShyAnn29 15
How does she deserve this? It's not like she asked for a botched surgery
kcbunny 2
What is botched surgery???!
PlaySpades 21
I think the people who said YDI arrived at that conclusion because she asked for plastic surgery so it was partially her fault it went wrong because it was her fault the surgery took place to begin with?
ShyAnn29 15
56, you are probably right
HalfLit 17
She was vein enough to get the surgery to begin with. She deserves it.
titzenpitzer 9
you listen too much ADCD and stuff!
thecovert 7
Everybody is perfect the way they are. Stop playing god and enjoy life - it is way too short.
perdix 31
Good thing this one didn't come from the USA. I was going to guess it was Joan Rivers, but she's not allowed into Saudi Arabia.
Unbweavable 17
Sound to me like you have a person problem on your hands
Cali_Italian 8
Honestly, we don't know why OP got surgery. She could have had reconstructive surgery from an accident. Point is, it doesn't actually say. Don't be so quick to assume
Lanewood 2
This is just a copy of someone else.. Get original OP