Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
I'm guessing if you stick a needle in your lips they will pop
domking1315 20
Hope she she doesn't turn out making your choices
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Comments (159)
ILuv_toaster182 5
Just tell she looks like the dad and move on. And does anybody know what a botched surgery is? It's when the surgeon does a real crappy job so it's not at all her fault! So FYL I'm sorry
ILoveThaneKrios 1
oh goddess...
toughchick14 15
Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Why can't human just accept their appearance and I think that will make society I much better place ( not that there aren't things I want to change about myself, but surgery is not how you should deal with them!
afrantoremember 0
YDI youre the one who got the surgery. You have to deal with the choices you make
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hey jerk, some people HAVE to get cosmetic reconstructive surgery due to an accident of some kind or a deformity.
Rhondaplp 11
I would of replied: "your right, she looks more like your husband.."
Spiral_Thoughts 19
108: I became an apple and ever since then I have seen apple faces. I think I came first. And I gave my fruit willing to Eve. 131: It was most likely a fig or a pomegranate (the latter being a play on an earlier myth).
tiamarie_22 0
U sound like a complete nerdy bitch Lmfao
blanccamaro74 6
Am I the only one that when I started to read it I thought it would finish totally different
DJP0N3 0
Plastic surgery srsly? I prrsonally thibk that it makes you look fake and would never be eith som1whos partially made of plastic
5t3ff1k4h 47
Plastic surgery doesn't necessarily mean facial (or other body) parts are made of plastic. Sometimes it's as simple as a graft or a fat injection from their own body. That said, sometimes plastic surgery is necessary and NOT elective, so if someone... let's say... was in a horrible accident and had their entire face smashed in, you wouldn't be with them for getting their orbital bones and nose fixed/replaced? You're shallow as ****.
meshee03 0
omg people. obviously theres a reason she got the surgery. 1.society is stupid and makes girls feel like they have to do this shit to be "pretty" and 2.thats not even what the fml is mainly about so stop judging. its people like you that make others feel bad about themselves.