Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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Top comments
hellnosucka 27
did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?
doctorhook86 25
I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...
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Comments (134)
AutumnHerondale 14
Then how did you post this FML if you don't have your phone anymore?
KarenRose1323 3
#35, did you know that you can actually go on the internet on your laptop? And it actually happened before phones could go on the internet, isn't that cool how a phone isn't the only device that can go on the internet and post FMLs? I sure am. I'm sure the OP is sad that they can't talk, text and take/look at pictures on their phone too.
letsgooo_fml 23
I'm sorry :/ Hopefully she'll buy your next phone for you.
beelee1988 13
Why? If it was an accident she has no obligation to pay for OP's phone.
shivamb 19
Why would you be on your phone when you have such An amazing view around you? Equally at fault
fire_COD 3
Um... How did you make this fml?
superman21_fml 19
You do know there's a website, right?
sturschaedel 27
Or, maybe OP had their phone out to take a picture and was near the edge to be able to capture some of the architecture. Not every person who has their phone out on a bridge or sidewalk is texting/walking and oblivious of their surroundings. Ah, that was meant as reply to #16 - for some reason it didn't put the comment in the right place.
GotItWow 13
C'mon, let Ariel become a hipster.
lukeboyyyy 11
I guess it's a golden time to get a new Phone.
ccameron 4
Was she on her phone when she bumped into you?
ckerane 16
i think I would have cryied if that was my phone
Secret_Ninjaa 35
This totally needs a follow up