Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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Top comments
hellnosucka 27
did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?
doctorhook86 25
I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...
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Comments (134)
XSnowFlameX 4
What are you typing this fml from?
rocker_chick105 31
A computer?
DarkSaul 20
On Op's new stolen phone?
bv2332 10
Have you ever heard of a computer?
BeastOfJupiter 7
While it was her fault for running into you, having your phone out whilst on the Golden Gate bridge that close to the edge is a complete liability and you should have used a bit more caution.
jkmartinjk 16
I feel like OP was probably texting while walking and not paying attention so this girl walked into him or her to make a point?
sturschaedel 27
Ok, new try to reply: As said in post #43, maybe they had the phone out to take a picture.
meli1195 31
Who walks into someone just to make a point?
Tobber 16
So now it's a HTSea?
jo0owe 9
haha good 1, make me laugh XD
revelation11B 10
Be cautious as Poseidon now has your contacts. Who knows what that bastard will do...
Axipiter 24
The Shadow knows...
psiloveyou15 12
Well hey, now you have a cool excuse when you have to ask for everyone's numbers again.
RainbowShine_fml 18
"hey, I dropped my phone over the Golden Gate Bridge. Can you give me your number again please? " I don't see how that sounds 'cool'. and asking for everyone's number again seems like a pain to me.
False_Stupidity 42
It might make a good pickup line for a guy/gal that you never had the number for but now you can pretend you did.
bv2332 10
How about putting your phone away and enjoying the beautiful bridge? Are you really so important that you need to be on your phone that much?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Maybe OP was taking pictures?
Kiki242 19
Wow, 24. Why are asking all those questions and assuming?
Traitoro 9
Says 24 from his phone...
tochiotome 14
I agree 100%! Too many people cannot enjoy something without having to take out there phone to text someone about it or instagram it. Nobody cares that you are showing off what you're doing. Just enjoy the experience.
WellThatSucked89 13
Wow. Unlike some people (^^^^), many folks like to take photos to document memories. That's like saying it is dumb to take a camera with you, which some people do not invest in anymore with phones having cameras just as high quality. It does not make OP at fault, or the girl. It was an accident I'm sure. She probably felt awful assuming she noticed in all the crowd.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
it's the same concept as if you were on a boat,, tie it to your body
AverageJoey 18
Hope she at least said sorry.
Kamon97 23
Hope you wernt on contract :S
SunTzu2 9
Yeah!! Always the others!! You're the one that dropped it though