Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
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Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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hellnosucka 27
did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?
doctorhook86 25
I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...
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Comments (134)
buckdharma 38
Sittin' here retesting my tone And this clumsy lass bumped into my phone, listen Two thousand feet into foam How I wished I wasn't talkin' to Rome I'm just gon' sit on the clock at eBay Watchin' the applied tolls array Biddin'' on a iPhone5 eBay Wastin' time
False_Stupidity 42
Brilliant! Made me laugh so much I started coughing uncontrollably, but it's all good
Witchylady 18
Oops!!!!
kennie999 5
well that escalated quickly lmao
miss_jules 11
So, were you hanging over the railing or something?
BFons 19
How did you write this FML then?
Mike_Sweatpants 9
larrysnowflakes 6
Why does it matter if she was a teenage girl or an adult? Anybody could have bumped into you. Maybe it's even your fault because you were looking at your phone and didn't see her? (I'm not accusing you because maybe you weren't even looking at it, but that's a possibility)
XxSpaceJamxX 4
I'm guessing you got a new phone, as you did write this FML
ThomasBombadil 31
Oh Yeah! I hate gravity sometimes.
JD1147 27
"Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." - Dr Sheldon Cooper