Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
Today, several Ukrainians didn't believe me when I said I was American. Apparently I'm not fat enough. FML
Today, I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on, looking for a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to "sit by the hooker." FML
Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, while I was waiting for my train, a drugged out dude found it apropos to tell me women should be eaten like livestock, because they would, "probably be delicious." I'm a woman. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was dating got with me under the impression that I was Asian. I have Asian features but I’m from Kazakhstan, which is a former Soviet country part of Asia. When I told him I spoke Russian, he called me a “communist Putin puppet” and to “stop making up fake countries.” FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
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Top comments
Jiinxx 8
Honesty must be a big thing in Russia..
bballsoccerrocks 7
Saving money on winter coats!
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Comments (111)
keneda21_fml 0
Russian men like women with meat on their bones, literally!
courtneeymac 4
That's a compliment in Russia...you're welcome
le_troll 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can just picture that now.
Meme1988 18
Maybe this way russian guys hit on girls in russia?
sadeyes18 1
I think he was hitting in you
hateevryone 15
Im sure he didn't mean to offend you.
Rainbowbright99 4
If you have a FUPA then consider this a "wake-up call" to lose weight, otherwise it was a compliment. I honestly think having a FUPA is a wake up call on it's own.
science_nerd 5
Russian and eastern European women look damn good in general, take it as a compliment !!!
MilkmanPsycho 7
Your fat it is very much useful in harsh winters of Russia
yogamaster9000 0
It's called a compliment