By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 06:15 - Australia

Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 066
You deserved it 4 394

Same thing different taste

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Honesty must be a big thing in Russia..

bballsoccerrocks 7

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Did he also say that you have the strong, plain features of a turnip?

Dexxter_fml 4

I got pulled out of a line by an old woman yelling at me in Russian. Apparently, I look exactly like her now estranged cousin from the days of Communist Russia. It has happened to me twice.

MEM0817 18

That's a compliment where he's coming from. I had a black dude tell me "guuurrlll, you thick" and apparently that's a compliment... So I feel your pain.

Looooool...I can picture a friend mine (who is also black) saying that to a fine looking girl.

cajekraze 7

Why does racial identification matter. You could have said Hood, street, thug, gangsta, etc to avoid seeming racist. I know people of all ethnic backgrounds who speak using the specific sub-dialect to which you are referring

sourspraykay 8

I've been told I look Russian before... never knew if I should take it as a compliment or not. Now I know for sure it's not.

Yulia_fml 0

Um have you seen maria sharapova? Russian girls are known for being gorgeous too. It could go either way.

KiddNYC1O 20

I've seen Maria Sharapova in person about 3 feet from me. She is not gorgeous as you insinuate.

Yulia_fml 0

Lol ok, then just google image search "Russian girls." That might prove my point better than maria sharapova.