Today, a repairman woke me up so he could change the filter in my furnace. This would have been fine, except he didn't wake me up until he was already in my room, where I was sleeping naked. FML
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Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
Today, I was woken up ungodly early by my dad, who didn't give me even 5 seconds to wake up before barking orders at me to clean the septic tank screen, because it was clogged, but he needed to go to work. Conveniently, he'd already had a shower and "didn't notice" the gurgling toilet until he was done. FML
Today, the dorm above me had their toilet pipe break and leak through my ceiling, so I have to move rooms. The worst part was I answered the door to let the repairman in while I was in pajamas, but he looked uncomfortable. I didn't notice until he left that my 'thing' was poking out. FML
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, maintenance was supposed to come in to replace my broken washer. I worked late last night until 4 AM, and then dozed off. I slept so soundly that they managed to enter the apartment, haul away the broken washer, and install the new one, all while I was fast asleep in the next room. FML
Today, on my first day off in months, my stepdad woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn, screaming at me to “get my lazy ass up” and start doing some chores. I guess pretending to still be asleep didn’t make him to go away, because I then felt hot water seeping through the blankets and onto my legs. FML
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
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humorizer 14
Eh, just for the heck of it, second? Also, why didn't you lock the door before going to bed? Lucky for you it wasn't a rapist/burglar.
spacebar1 0
sleeping naked FTW.
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Comments (61)
COBRAMORPH 0
YDI for sleeping naked. Lika a ****. ****.
Jimboom 12
Hey now. There's nothing wrong with *****. ;)
Ashimali 0
lots of people sleep naked...how is that being a ****? its simply more comfortable for some people.
schwinn11 0
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OH, IM SO SORRY YOUR PRIVACY WAS VIOLATED. NOT, GET OVER IT AND USE THAT BODY TO GET WHAT YOU NEED IN LIFE, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE THE BIG FAT CHICK DOWN THE HALL THAT PROBABLY HASN'T HAD HER FURNACE FILTER CHANGED IN YEARS. I'LL BET IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT WITH THIS YOU WONT HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER AGAIN,. AND I BET YOU COULD GET OUT OF PAYING RENT.
pregnantpianist 2
But wouldnt that be considered a form of prostitution? Just sayin lol
Sappheyes 0
This. Although maybe the notice somehow never made it to her? Or perhaps her roommate ordered the maintenance?
pinkkloverr 0
ummmmm... WTF?!!! this guy went into your room especially while you were sleeping? rapist? i don't understand why someone would just walk into your BEDROOM! next time lock the doors and have them come back when you're awake.
jts2 3
Totally sounds like the beginning of a porno.
sparkey0127 0
uhh? I expected to see this question already but didn't... how the hell did he get into your house? I'm assuming your the only one home since he had to get your permission... who let him into your home?
driedpeaches 0
do you live in an apartment/rental and he is the maintenance guy? I'd call the cops and if he has a boss call them too.
CallMeHush 1
If repair boy was so comfortabe walking around your house and invading private living spaces why didn't he help himself to the boiler room? Why don't I ever find girls sleeping nekkid? Damn.
DemonicAngel151 0
I sleep naked every night, it's so comfortable, I used to sleep in my bra and undies, but then I found out that sleeping naked is much better.
wardo 4
Probably a dude.
crudeandrudeguy 29
And creepy rapist repair men everywhere thank you
Ariel881 0
The maintenance guys for apartments are allowed to enter after they knock if you don't answer. And when they change the furnace filters, it's usually twice a year and they leave a notice on your door the day before (or in the hallway depending on the type of apartment) that they will be in there on a specific day. Every apartment I've lived in, they don't need the manager to accompany them, but some places might be different. He shouldn't have gone into your room, though.