Today, a repairman woke me up so he could change the filter in my furnace. This would have been fine, except he didn't wake me up until he was already in my room, where I was sleeping naked. FML
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Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
Today, I was woken up ungodly early by my dad, who didn't give me even 5 seconds to wake up before barking orders at me to clean the septic tank screen, because it was clogged, but he needed to go to work. Conveniently, he'd already had a shower and "didn't notice" the gurgling toilet until he was done. FML
Today, the dorm above me had their toilet pipe break and leak through my ceiling, so I have to move rooms. The worst part was I answered the door to let the repairman in while I was in pajamas, but he looked uncomfortable. I didn't notice until he left that my 'thing' was poking out. FML
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, maintenance was supposed to come in to replace my broken washer. I worked late last night until 4 AM, and then dozed off. I slept so soundly that they managed to enter the apartment, haul away the broken washer, and install the new one, all while I was fast asleep in the next room. FML
Today, on my first day off in months, my stepdad woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn, screaming at me to “get my lazy ass up” and start doing some chores. I guess pretending to still be asleep didn’t make him to go away, because I then felt hot water seeping through the blankets and onto my legs. FML
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
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Top comments
humorizer 14
Eh, just for the heck of it, second? Also, why didn't you lock the door before going to bed? Lucky for you it wasn't a rapist/burglar.
spacebar1 0
sleeping naked FTW.
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paladininwaiting 1
@#29 Go Michigan!!!!!
Skulgrav 0
How the hell did he manage to get into the house without a key? And a gentleman knocks before entering a lady's room!
seascorpion 0
I live in an apt complex and repairmen etc. can get in if I'm not home. I mean, usually if it's for something routine that involves all the apartments in the complex they'll leave flyers on the doors, but if you have several roommates you might miss them occasionally. However, I would be LIVID if someone let themselves in and then went inside my ROOM without my permission, let alone if I slept naked. I would be calling the manager, the complex office, everywhere I could. Seriously, I would be so pissed off I probably wouldn't let it go until someone lost a job. If you're paying rent for a place (which can get pretty damn high depending on where you are), you should at least have privacy in your bedroom, especially while you're unconscious.
ericsokn 0
dude that happened to me too, honestly i don't think its right for a repairman to let themselves into your apartment (especially if you're a girl living by yourself) because what if they're perverts? inappropriate!! i always chain lock my door now so they have to yell before getting in.
peytontaylorharl 0
ew what a creep! you don't just randomly come into someones house and be like hey! I'm here to fix your furnace... like wtf??
screammfiction 0
why is a repairman wandering into your house and into your room?
mzkris26 0
why is he hot
TheAPPLESLAVE 4
Why does everyone sleep naked?
Ansley123 4
I don't know about you but I keep my doors locked.....
Troisaules 7
How did he get in ?