Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I couldn't help but stare at it and try and figure out what the band was… until he turned to me and said, "Why not take a picture, asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away, I saw that he was missing an arm. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
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woofer_fml 0
wow. first of all, even if he was trying to charm you, to seem "macho" you should have enjoyed the sentiment of it. second your a total turdwad, for rolling your eyes, thinkin' your better than him, that makes you a double turdwad. YDI imagine how you must have made him feel for being a normal person. turdwad.
amy_shmamy 0
first you say theres a really cure guy that sat across from you and then you roll your eyes at him?
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Comments (103)
Rose20 0
I personally don't go for looks, but none-the-less, people should have the decency to help those that aren't capable. So I agree with #14 with decency but the looks, c'mon.
SanguinEetOro 0
Maybe he wasn't trying to impress her, but seriously; most women are bothered constantly by people trying to hit on them. It's an annoying fact of life. Try getting cat calls from random idiots in cars driving by, and sleezy idiots trying to schmooze with you on the bus. Going out for any reason becomes an endless parade of stupidity.
Omsok 0
Yeah! Sheesh, all of the above, well most of it. WHy does todays society have a negative reaction to what we are supposedly also appeased by. An attempt by another to notice them, as a sign of their interest in you. Not that this was that,, it was just your self centered ego. Read a book, get a life.
RomanBeauty 0
You get off the Internet and go outside. You need to work on your writing structure- i can see you want to convey something here but it gets too dramatic with flourishy words that add up to nothing. Organize and simplify your thoughts man, and chill out about society.
Jazar2054 0
you are sooo umm how do you say it...a stuck up b***h
ello_ello 0
Hello detective. So sherlock didn't notice the missing limb?
hollisterhottiex 0
you're a dick!
shadow_moses 0
#11 hit the nail right on the head
Jasper_fml 0
you asshole.
jaaxx_fml 0
ok to the people who say he isnt capable and saying she should have helped him: 1. he's only carrying a bag, its not like he was struggleing 2. i dont kno about you but most people dont exactly go out of there way to help others on a bus 3. that had nothin to do with the FML, noone said he asked for help 4. Im sure the guy can take care of him self. he may have only one arm but ppl adapt in those stuation 5. most ppl in those situation dont want to be treated any different then everyone else PS vanities a Bi*ch lol
walkemskies 0
i wish there was another voting option, not just FYL or YDI: stop whining and get a life