By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 01:55 - United States

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Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
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2ndSucks 15

She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.

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sailorfreak_fml 4

why would you do that with your stalker? o.o sorry to hear that op

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dcg1375 7

Because crazy chicks are the best in bed! But it always comes back to bite you in the ass...

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HomeAl0ne 20

Because she's crazy as bat shit and will do anything you ask. You just keep getting freakier and freakier until she cracks or you run out of ideas. And they always crack first.

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lovefml987 1

DNA test !!! Need I say more

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CheeseOnTheSide 3

ydi for not ending it before it got worse.

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AthleticSwaqq 8

That's you're fault. You did it with you stalker..?! Hmm. Most of that is your blame, especially if you didn't use protection..

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luvliidee21 5

she probably poked a hole in the condom!!!

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florido_fml 10

Now your going to be in contact with her forever ever everr everrr

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Angelice_fml 0

It's called protection.

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HomeAl0ne 20

No, it's called 'ATM' when it's with a stalker.

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falloutboylove7 0

wow that sucks but i still dont understand y if u consider someone a stalker u obv have enough feelings to have unprotected sex..

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BjgUsername 12

He could have just been horny and the condom could have ripped

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False_Stupidity 41

Maybe because the FML says 'borderline stalking' meaning she's not quite considered a stalker.

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