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By toothpaste - 19/01/2012 12:17 - Australia

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

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Same thing different taste

Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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By ToddlersWife - 15/06/2014 11:10 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

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By WellGroomed - 26/11/2015 15:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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mpsteve137 15

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:56

Well let's just hope he doesn't forget to floss after

stephissilly 18

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:56

get a giant rubber and start erasing him.

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kimmi41509 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:21

I also came to the conclusion that a little toothpaste and a toothbrush will take away dents and scratches on a car...not. Atleast it will be minty fresh though!

annejayy 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:22

At least he tried to help.(:

ponyboi 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:25

Miracle scrub!

lizard399 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:27

He must have been late for breakfast with the queen.

MinSY 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:32

If I ever crash into a car, I'm totally going to do that.

lizard399 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:47

Glove box emergency items: tire gauge- check, insurance information-check, toothpaste along with travel size toothbrush- you know it!

YayFlameWarz 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:32

Least your car will be protected from plaque. That's something the insurance wouldn't have covered.

DoctorWhooves13 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:33

Hah! Poor guy was only trying to help...... :P least it wasn't a hit and run.

jdogg0119 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:37

Least he didn't bust out white out and duct tape

redneckcracka 13

Friday 20 January 2012 14:40

If you can't duct it **** it.

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:47

Hmm..... At least he tried to do something about it? :3 Sometimes people just drive away with no care in the world.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:53

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

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Same thing different taste

Ouch

Easy mistake

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