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sam882 Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

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I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

What the ****? FYL

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Still not that bad. My girl sucked my..... And then she spit sperm in a glass of protein shake and drank it with milk :S

Wait.. Maybe i should have posted this as an FML story.. ??

Nope, I think that qualifies as a WIN not a FML.

83- That's gross and nobody cares.

That's probably the most random and disgusting thing I've ever heard...

People are utterly disgusting.

What the ****? He must have some sick fetish if he's gonna say that.

xluciferx666 21

My friends use those on girls all the time it's embarrassing and disgusts me one such one is "I would do things to you that I wouldn't do to a farm animal"

That one deserves a slap then a liver punch then a kick to the dick.

?? uh

Doesn't matter how disgusting it is. Sell it to him.

KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

What in the sphincter of hell is wrong with people?