sam882
Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
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ajs1987 15
I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
CinematicKid 16
What the ****? FYL
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Comments (202)
badluckluckbad 6
Still not that bad. My girl sucked my..... And then she spit sperm in a glass of protein shake and drank it with milk :S
badluckluckbad 6
Wait.. Maybe i should have posted this as an FML story.. ??
Gillett 23
Nope, I think that qualifies as a WIN not a FML.
limabeans101029 21
83- That's gross and nobody cares.
cappellaaa 23
That's probably the most random and disgusting thing I've ever heard...
yolololol3 17
People are utterly disgusting.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
What the ****? He must have some sick fetish if he's gonna say that.
xluciferx666 21
My friends use those on girls all the time it's embarrassing and disgusts me one such one is "I would do things to you that I wouldn't do to a farm animal"
siggy_mcsigx 22
That one deserves a slap then a liver punch then a kick to the dick.
HorrorJr 26
?? uh
niallo 23
Doesn't matter how disgusting it is. Sell it to him.
pait_loves_shane 25
Creepy..
KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
What in the sphincter of hell is wrong with people?
siggy_mcsigx 22
DOUBLE THIRST