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sam882 Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

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I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

What the ****? FYL

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Time to sell your bath water. We be livin' in hard times these days.

One of my friends were at a bar and there were two guys harassing her and stuff. One asked if she would pee in his mouth. Not 5 seconds after the other guy asked if he could suck on her toes.

That's my boyfriend's favorite joke pick up line. And no, that is not how he got me.

Annelymarie 10

quite possibly just a joke OP i have a friend who says that to mess around.

I have a friend who says that all the time about women he ogles and it drives me nuts!!! So when he says that I always counter with ....would you eat the corn out of her poo? Shuts him up every time now!

That's a compliment... I think...

You're probably really hot. Its a common expression.

Maybe he was just thirsty

He was probably dared to say that.